What I Like In General

Elegant simplicity Environmentalism; conservationism Intelligent humor Wide open spaces; peace and quiet History of art & architecture; Italian Renaissance Climbing trees; tree houses Swimming; skinny dipping; SCUBA Sports and luxury cars Yo-yos; model trains; kites; toys in general Crotch rockets and the sexy boys who ride them Tattoos; body piercings; body modifications Grilled ham and cheese sandwiches; macaroni and cheese; chicken and dumplings Fast-moving traffic Young, skinny punk rockers (esp. w/ Mohawk haircuts)

What I Dislike In General

Intolerance; closed-mindedness; dogma Conspicuous consumption Gourmet food; any food I can't identify Jewelry; gems; gold; diamonds Cookie-cutter houses in planned neighborhoods; gated communities Holiday decorations, flowers, nick-nacks, frivolity Home pages that begin "So you want to know a little more about me..." Sweaters draped over the shoulders and tied about the neck SUVs White socks with dark shoes Nose piercings (not too fond of lip piercings either) Pickles; cole slaw; salt potatoes Left-foot brakers Birkenstock sandles worn over wool socks Chat profiles that begin "I don't know what to write here..." Dark socks in the gym Eating my vegetables

What I Like In A Guy

Personality Strong sense of humor; can laugh at himself; see's humor in all situations Creative; artistic Honest; open book; no secrets; what you see is what you get Says what he means; means what he says Eloquent; well-spoken; good conversationalist Self-confident; good self-esteem; just short of cocky Young at heart; impulsive; enjoys trying new things; open minded Even-tempered; well-organized; prompt Decisive; knows what he wants; stands up for what he believes in Independent; doesn't need me 24/7 Meets new people easily A good driver; operates the vehicle skillfully; effective in hectic traffic situations Can pick up a hammer or a wrench without freaking out Not shy about his body; gets naked in front of other people Body Lean; very little body fat Physically fit; active; good cardio-vascular condition Good proportions; preferably a slender build Ideally little or no body hair Sharp facial features: cheek bones, jaw line, nose bridge, etc. Broad, strong shoulders; tapered back; trim waist A warm smile and a twinkle in the eye

What I Dislike In A Guy

Personality Overly emotional; drama queen; high maintenance Financially irresponsible Disorganized; poor memory; inaccurate; imprecise Low self-esteem; insecure; feelings of inadequacy Can't walk out the door without taking time to primp Private; can't or won't share his life Pretentious; pedantic; never wrong Needs an immaculate living environment and nice new furniture Freaks out if he has to wear the same underwear a second day, or go a day without showering Afraid to get his hands dirty and/or break a sweat Spends all his time in clubs on the dance floor Addicted to shopping Sedentary Pressures me to change Body Body fat Poor posture Too much body hair Over-developed; more muscle than his frame can handle Too tall; over 6 foot 1 or 2 inches Flat butt

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